Now that the decade has come and gone, it’s time to celebrate the decade’s most critically and commercially acclaimed entertainers, The Pelvic Thrusters. The Thrusters flat out OWNED the 2000’s. So for the uneducated (living under a rock), here’s some info on the Pelvic Thrusters, starting with it’s three members:
– “Mr. Dynamite” Drew Jones: He was our leader in every sense of the word. Our frontman. Our Mick Jagger.
-“White Shoes” Matthew Ordonez: The quiet Thruster. Known for his imposing stature and ethnicity (not white), he’s been called the “voice of reason” within the group.
-Big Bad Baby Ush: That’s me. The portly one. Known for his appeal to the female demographic.
Through our award winning studio work and energetic live performances, we took Employee Celebration Days and Big Wheel Races to another level. And, much like The Beatles, left on our own terms at the top of our game.
While a reunion of this mercurial group seems unlikely, remember this: we will always have the memories.
Wilson (3) and Millie (1) ruling the aisles of Publix.
Did you know I have met Gene Hackman? It’s true. Here’s the pic to prove it:
We all know Gene Hackman is awesome. What are your favorite Hackman peformances? I’ll get us started:
-Little Bill in “Unforgiven”
-Norman Dale in “Hoosiers”
-Royal in “The Royal Tenenbaums”
-Captain Frank Ramsey in “Crimson Tide”
Anyone that knows me knows that Hulk Hogan is one of my favorite human beings on the planet Earth. He’s also one of the most unintentionally funny people of all time. And a huge liar. It’s all these things that make Hulk who he is. Let’s share our favorite Hulkisms. I’ll get us started.
-I tore every muscle in my back when I slammed Andre The Giant, brother. He died a few days later…
-The Undertaker broke my neck in 1974, dude.
-I won an out & out shoot with Tatsumi Fujinami, brothers.
-I won an out & out shoot with Paul Orndorff, maniacs.
-Sabu is the most dangerous man in the planet.
This should end up being a lengthy list. Please contribute!
The diving board has been a thorn in my son’s side. The Raven to his Tommy Dreamer, if you will.
Well, no more. Now he’s flying off the board like he’s Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. Take that fear!
Godspeed, Cathy. You will be missed….not by me. Or anyone I know. But….someone will miss you, I’m sure. I think. Maybe.